![]() ![]() You don't know shit about the job, Trump! You just think the desk is shiny! King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton: This November, remember, we can't put his tiny finger on the button If there's anything that you raised right it's the stakes on November 8! ![]() What's next, rape? You want to "Make America Hate"! You say that I'm Satan? I'll send you to hell in a hand basket of your deplorables! If those tiny fingers are on the button, you'll ignore that this world is unaffordable. ![]() With that judgment, you'll fumble our country away! You'd go bankrupt in the first hundred days! If your Twitter account becomes the head of state What kind of decent businessman *sips water* has his own team against him? So we need a vessel to secure our path of progression *cough*īut this liar *cough* is feeding these racist meme henchmen We got our hope and change but now the term has ended *cough* Who knew such a small man could be such a bigot ignoramus? You're too vague! Your campaign is one short statement based on shameless racist hatred. Your vision of the good 'ol days is when hard working citizens used to be slaved in chains! The most qualified candidate in history will break your face like a glass ceiling! Verse 2:Īmerica is already great! Don't let a privileged rich man tell you it ain't! The way you've acted with arrogance proves your temper meant you don't have the temperament!Īmerica needs some feminine leading, from a mother, a wife's kind of healing. You won the base of the confederate's electorate! ![]() I thought this would be harder, honestly.īut caution! One's an orange hot head conman trying to buy our problems! Thank you for choosing me as your nominee, Scrapped lyrics Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton: Verse 1: (Ha!) I'm sorry, did I say something that you found funny? I brought Michelle's speech borrow some quotes! During Abe Lincoln's verse: So go ahead, Donald! Let me see you flow! "Well, grab her by the pussy!"ĭon't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka!īut the ones on the 8th are great, mutha fucka!īetter save the date I'm gonna rock the vote!īad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote! "That's enough, shit!"īut she's married, sir. Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk! You fire celebrities on The Apprentice! Mutha fucka, I fire bin Laden! (Crack!) *cough* Looking like some extras from American Psycho!įirst name is Hillary, middle name Rodham, last name is Clinton, and lyrics, I got 'em! I said that I respect your children, but that wasn't quite right, yo! You don't care about the job, Trump! You just think the desk is shiny! You been going bankrupt since the 90s! If I was in Iran, you couldn't find me! You got skin like Russian dressing from too much Russian investing! I was living in the West Wing while you were professional wrestling! You're a man of the people who don't like turbans! I'm a woman of the people that's for certain! I've been in this game too long I'm a public servant! She was ultimately defeated by her Republican rival Donald Trump in the general election, despite winning the popular vote by nearly three million votes. During her campaign, Clinton advocated progressive and socially liberal positions on issues, but she was also frequently criticized for her scandals, most notably her deletion of over 33,000 emails that were believed to have held classified information. Defeating Vermont senator Bernie Sanders in the primaries, she became the main Democrat presidential candidate, choosing Virginia senator Tim Kaine as her running mate. In April 2015, Clinton officially announced she would run for the United States presidency in 2016. During her tenure as the Secretary of State, Clinton came under scrutiny due to controversy of her handling of the 2010 Arab Spring riots and again in 2012 for the Benghazi attacks, for which she took responsibility. She was sworn in as Secretary of State in January 2009 and served in that position until February 2013. After winning the national election, President Obama appointed Clinton as Secretary of State. During the 2008 Democratic Primary Election, she conceded her nomination when Barack Obama held a majority of the delegate vote. In early 2007, Clinton announced her plans to run for presidency. Clinton is the only First Lady ever to have run for public office. She is also the wife of the 42nd President of the United States, Bill Clinton, making her the former First Lady of the United States from 1993 to 2001. She is a former Secretary of State of the United States of America, under the presidency of Barack Obama, and United States Senator of New York. Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton was born on October 26th, 1947, in Chicago, Illinois.
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